officialfergiestyles:

LOOK AT WHAT MY FRIENDS FROM CHARLOTTE GOT ME I AM ETERNALLY INDEBTED TO THEM!! CAN I JUST TOUCH THAT PLEASE JUST RUN MY HAND DOWN THAT WASHBOARD IM IN LOVE AND SO THIRSTY!!


sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

(via mu5icliz)


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sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

(via mu5icliz)


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automatically:

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

(Source: wificrisis, via niallluh)


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waking up this morning

  • me: *is feeling very refreshed and calm*
  • me: *finds out steal my girl leaked*
  • me: WHAT THE FICK WHAT THE FUCL WJAY THR FCK WHAY THRBFUCM WHAY THR FICM FUCKM.. WHAT THRFUCK

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rabioheab:

so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 

(via nahshaw)


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meloetta:

girl: hey i need advice about my boyfr-

me: dump him

(via nahshaw)


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