dingoinnuendo:

people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch the fuck out

(Source: jackwhynand, via secretly--british)


260,435 notes




okaywork:

benwinstagram:

okaywork:

WHERE is all the ben winston x girl fic i cant believe i still have to ask this question

go to church

sure and while i’m there i’ll say a prayer for your tags asking zayn to pee in ya butt


47 notes



21,199 notes

milfhouse:

when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe


fartgallery:

they say milk helps babies grow but ive poured 3 cartons of it over this baby and so far all it has done is cry

(via secretly--british)


32,540 notes




theroself:

sosa-parks:

Nothing more awkward than putting a dish in while ya mom washing dishes

the way she looks you in the eye as you slide it past her arm

the guilt as you quietly look away

(via unevens)


197,826 notes




cockblocksquad:

Zayn would be the scariest to meet, like// what are you gonna say to him. He’s Zayn Malik, not Harry Styles, i wouldn’t go up to him and be like “omg i’m ur biggest fan i love you so much” that sounds so oatmeal like :/// ya know

(via literalsame)


1,666 notes



+


23,585 notes



kisslng:

twerkforcats:

i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home

this is the most relevant thing I have ever read

(via tomlintwinkles)


171,441 notes



461 notes



princessirwinn:

gonna be really offended if ashton said that he was ashley as in he’s scared like a girl now because my name nor my gender makes me anything less than brave

(via forever-restless-and-reckless)


3 notes